Tumblr (3.0; @avarkare)http://avarkare.tumblr.com/“<p>A la casa del poeta <br/> llega la muerte borracha <br/> ábreme viejo que ando <br/> buscando una oveja guacha</p> <p>Estoy enfermo - después <br/> perdóname vieja lacha</p> <p>Ábreme viejo cabrón<br/> ¿o vai a mohtrar I’hilacha? <br/> por muy enfermo quehtí <br/> teníh quiafilame I’hacha</p> <p>Déjame morir tranquilo <br/> te digo vieja vizcacha</p> <p>Mira viejo dehgraciao <br/> bigoteh e cucaracha <br/> anteh de morir teníh <br/> quechame tu güena cacha</p> <p>La puerta se abrió de golpe: <br/> Ya - pasa vieja cufufa <br/> ella que se le empelota <br/> y el viejo que se lo enchufa</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>El poeta y la muerte-Nicanor Parra (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gomezmillano.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">gomezmillano</a>)</em>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/29051136270http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/29051136270Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:29:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5692eYKzm1rtpujdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ubeo.tumblr.com/post/24509780170/society-by-anton-semenov" target="_blank">ubeo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is my animation of an excellent piece of photoshop art by <a href="https://www.google.com/search?num=50&hl=en&safe=off&q=Anton+Semenov+deviantart" target="_blank">Anton Semenov</a></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/29051016596http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/29051016596Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:26:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elfazul.tumblr.com/post/10231090181/cuando-dejas-de-ser-solo-tu" target="_blank">elfazul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Mamá: Dejarás de ser hija única.</strong></p> <p><strong>Yo: ¡Sí! ¡Un hermano!</strong></p> <p><strong><img height="221" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfjymrEMOE1qfoso5o1_500.gif" width="500"/></strong></p> <p><strong>9 meses (o algo así) después</strong></p> <p><strong><img height="480" src="http://media.conexionmoda.com/images/0348292bb814d9c1b03fcf79cccb0ee6.jpg" width="360"/></strong></p> <p><strong>Mamá: Te dije que dejarías de ser hija única.</strong></p> <p><strong>Yo: ¡Pero esto significa doble pañal!</strong></p> <p><img height="281" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgybcmYlXM1qhqx2wo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28629285986http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28629285986Fri, 03 Aug 2012 10:43:26 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://welele.es/post/13594122261/te-imaginas-tener-un-gemelo-y-compartir-tumblr" target="_blank">welele</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>El doble de tiempo dedicado al tumblr, el doble de post dedicados al tumblr, el doble de ideas, el doble de calidad… sería todo la mitad de complicado…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjcbvk2651qhy6fn.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28629241162http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28629241162Fri, 03 Aug 2012 10:42:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3lenAKNm1qmi60to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chamallex.tumblr.com/post/14215998019/estos-gemelos" target="_blank">chamallex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Estos gemelos…</p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28629191363http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28629191363Fri, 03 Aug 2012 10:40:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85qmpr1v11r8weq9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625294557http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625294557Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:46:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85fl6HnJC1rvk334o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625277978http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625277978Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:45:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m707zapeW51qmsocno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625244724http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625244724Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:44:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xqrcCZ1W1rrenito1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625230102http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625230102Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:44:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85v7vrPvP1r2xgwko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alochucknorris.com/post/28606378761/visto-en-buzzeame" target="_blank">alochucknorris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Visto en <a href="http://buzzeame.net/" target="_blank">Buzzeame</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625229263http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625229263Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:44:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzv89sBZ4P1r721sko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625186287http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625186287Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:42:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7g0x2Q2rd1qjxu2go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625184974http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625184974Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:42:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85rmdgxsT1qan19ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85rmdgxsT1qan19ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85rmdgxsT1qan19ko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625184099http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625184099Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:42:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsa9d8uefP1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsa9d8uefP1qzrlhgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625182899http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625182899Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:42:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85vo7HMPX1r2xgwko1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alochucknorris.com/post/28607030546/rubias-estan-entre-nosotros-gif-visto-en" target="_blank">alochucknorris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3><strong>Rubias ¡están entre nosotros! (GIF)</strong></h3> <br/><p><small>Visto en <a href="http://bit.ly/zDQ0eN" target="_blank">Patada a Seguir</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625155919http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625155919Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:41:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85sesRohH1rnasmro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625119891http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625119891Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:40:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85wqz96ht1r2xgwko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alochucknorris.com/post/28608518841/quo-vadis-defendere-mi-virginidad-hasta-el" target="_blank">alochucknorris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3><strong>QUO VADIS - Defenderé mi virginidad hasta el final</strong></h3> <br/><p><small>Visto en <a href="http://bit.ly/l9jcDE" target="_blank">Cuanta razón</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625118803http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625118803Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:40:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85w2azmLM1qhwuczo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://most-awkward-moments.com" target="_blank">Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.</a></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625117009http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28625117009Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:40:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85xqwVvL71r2xgwko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alochucknorris.com/post/28609825814/educacion-10-visto-en-visto-en-fb" target="_blank">alochucknorris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3><strong>Educación -10</strong></h3> <br/><p><small>Visto en <a href="http://bit.ly/yJZrEz" target="_blank">Visto en FB</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28624955978http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28624955978Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:34:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50p2xg6Gq1r8dy8go1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50p2xg6Gq1r8dy8go2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50p2xg6Gq1r8dy8go3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50p2xg6Gq1r8dy8go4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comapalta.tumblr.com/post/24309444408/este-video-es-un-clasico-weon" target="_blank">comapalta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> sjkajskas la weeaa</p> </blockquote>http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28624896253http://avarkare.tumblr.com/post/28624896253Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:32:45 -0400